Adevaruri general valabile

» barbat inteligent + femeie inteligenta = poveste de dragoste

» barbat inteligent + femeie idioata = sarcina nedorita

» barbat idiot + femeie inteligenta = aventura fara viitor

» barbat idiot + femeie idioata = casatorie

» patron inteligent + salariat inteligent = profit

» patron inteligent + salariat idiot = productie

» patron idiot + salariat inteligent = avansare

» patron idiot + salariat idiot = ore suplimentare

» vanzator inteligent + client inteligent = dialog

» vanzator inteligent + client idiot = tzeapa

» vanzator idiot + client inteligent = discount

» vanzator idiot + client idiot = produse Microsoft

» stapan inteligent + pisica intelligenta = afectiune

» stapan inteligent + pisica idioata = smotoceala

» stapan idiot + pisica intelligenta = zgarieturi

» stapan idiot + pisica idioata = imparteala a patului

» barbat frumos + femeie frumoasa = Sex

» barbat frumos + femeie nasoala = idiotule!

» barbat urat + femeie frumoasa = bani

» barbat urat + femeie nasoala = disperare

» barbat tanar + femeie tanara = Dragoste

» barbat tanar + femeie in varsta = mama!

» barbat in varsta + femeie tanara = bani

» barbat in varsta + femeie in varsta = amicitie

» barbat motivat + femeie motivata = insomnie a vecinilor

» barbat motivat + femeie obosita = viol

» barbat obosit + femeie motivata = frustrare

» barbat obosit + femeie obosita = sforait + insomnie

» job pasionant + viata de familie pasionanta = dificultati de planning + mare oboseala

» job pasionant + viata de familie idioata = ore suplimentare

» job cretin + viata de familie pasionanta = concedii medicale si fara plata

» job cretin + viata de familie idioata = adultere si/sau internet

» femeie inteligenta + amanta inteligenta = viitor celibatar

» femeie inteligenta + amanta idioata = amanta bomba!

» femeie idioata + amanta inteligenta = divort la orizont

» femeie idioata + amanta idioata = visul oricarui barbat

» elev inteligent + profesor inteligent = pura teorie!

» elev inteligent + profesor idiot = curs de paranormal

» elev idiot + profesor inteligent = curs de matematici

» elev idiot + profesor idiot = crudul adevar
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